Thank you for making those past five years totally awesome.


teamsasskid:

friendly reminder that this scene was improvised



crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.



You can’t go to the pharmacy without someone saying, “Hey, you’re the girl from Harry Potter!” and I’m like “Yeah! Just buying tampons, see you in a bit!”



Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
— the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)


whortortle:

there is literally nothing better than when you accidentally come across a book that totally blows you away and it makes you feel that warm and full feeling that only books can give you





jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave



officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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