RAVENCLAWS: *pick the lock*
SLYTHERINS: *find the key*
GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down
This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.
congratulations, you just got the sorting hat fired
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
Heike Mutter & Ulrich Genth - Tiger & Turtle (2011) - A walk-along “roller coaster”
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THE LOOP-DE-LOOP
DO YOU HAVE TO RUN AND DO YOUR BEST OR WHAT
I had to scroll back up and reblog it just because of the comment
”..had to scroll back up and reblog…”
This post is old.
My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely.
Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
the fridge: there and back again