I love baking
I’m disappointed that nobody pointed out the empty packaging that these cookies obviously came from
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
today during 4th period the teacher told us to be extra quiet because he was doing some important work online and he didnt know he had his computer screen hooked up to the tv in the front of the class and all he was doing was watching the titanic on netflix
A son excitedly calls up his father. His wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl.
"Dad, Dad! I’m a Dad now!" he says, tears in his eyes
Over the line, his father smiles.
"Hi, a Dad now. I’m Grandpa."
Terrible pass coverage, cat. Right through the paws.
I have spent way too long not reblogging some form of this gifset.