ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
a transparent tom nook throwing confetti on ur dash
because sob has more money you could even dream of having
can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER